Asian Candy Book Sample First Entry January 4th-- My Mother Found My Dildo

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January4^th --My Mother Found My Dildo

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hen we first came to the United States, we lived in a dingy one bedroom in Chinatown.  Eventually, after my parents saved their money, they moved to a house in Brooklyn. My mother took my hand and led me to the dresser that used to be mine and showed me a dildo.  Well, my dildo. Now I don’t want you to think I’m a nympho or anything like that. I used this dildo only once, out of curiosity. It was too pointy, and being a germaphobe of sorts, I thought it was kind of dirty to be putting something in myself over and over again.

My mother opened up my dresser and took out the long and skinny nine-inch latex-skin pointed dildo that vibrated.  It was wrapped in a box I had kept from my trip to London during my college years.

“Wo fa xian ni de jia ji ji.” I found your fake penis.

My face turned a humiliating shade of red.  It’s as if she found drugs.

“Wo fa xian ni de jia ji ji.” I found your fake penis.

My face turned a humiliating shade of red.  It’s as if she found drugs.

“You found my what?  Ma, it’s not called a fake penis!”

“Wo yao bao hu ni.  Wo bu hui gao su ni de baba.”  I want to protect you.  I won’t tell your father.

“Why would you tell baba?” I asked.

“Jia ji ji hen wei xian.” Fake penis is very dangerous.  “Wo yao diu diao ni de jia ji ji.” I’m going to throw away your fake penis. 

I just walked away, humiliated.  Story of my life.

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